HOWDY THERE, SMARTY BRITCHES! It's time once again to put your brainy-brain to the test with this week's edition of POP QUIZ PDX—our weekly, local, sassy-ass trivia quiz. And this week, we'll be testing your knowledge about Mayor Wheeler's mysterious missing texts, local grave robbers (?!), and the VERY pressing subjective question, "When's the best time to eat Thanksgiving dinner?" Gobble! Gobble! 🦃
Also, guess what? If you don't like turkey, you can enter to win FREE PIZZA from our friends at the always delicious Atlas Pizza, just for taking the quiz and signing up for our brainy newsletters during the last question!
But before we continue... HOW DID YOU DO ON THE PREVIOUS QUIZ? Super-duper good, actually! And here's more bad news for Commissioner-to-be Rene Gonzalez: For the 2024 council elections, more people prefer HERSCHEL WALKER to Gonzalez! OUCH! (Better get a bigger cheap campaign office from Jordan Schnitzer!)
OKAY, TIME FOR A NEW QUIZ! Take this week's quiz below, take our previous pop quizzes here, and come back next week for a brand spankin' new quiz! (Having a tough time answering this quiz? It's probably because you aren't getting Mercury newsletters! HINT! HINT!) Now crank up that cerebellum, because it's time to get BRAINY!