CALLING ALL SEX LOVERS (AND HAVERS)!
After a decidedly UN-horny pandemic break, the Mercury's annual SEX SURVEY is back, bay-beee (and presented by Lumera Regenerative Medicine)! If you've never taken one of our many sex surveys before, this is where we ask YOU and fellow Portlanders to reveal your deepest, darkest sexual secrets... but don't worry, it's completely ANONYMOUS. We want to find out WHAT you're doing (in the sack), HOW you're doing it, and WHO (not specifically) you're doing it to!
Then in about two weeks, we'll round up all your answers, crunch the numbers, and reveal the absolutely FILTHY results in our super fun (and sexy) special feature story coming up on March 3! (Which is coincidentally the same day the intensely sexy HUMP! film festival kicks off in Portland. Huh, weird. Anyway, get your tickets here!)
Psst! If you enjoy the Mercury Sex Survey and all the crazy, sexy, cool and FREE things we do for you, please help us stay around forever by making a small (preferably monthly) contribution!
And now, let's share some dirty secrets, shall we? The survey should take you 7 minutes or less, feel free to skip questions if they don't apply to you, and remember it's ANONYMOUS. So let your inner-freak out to play! (Having trouble seeing the survey on your browser? YOU CAN ALSO TAKE THE SURVEY HERE!)
C'MON, YOU SEX FREAKS... LET'S DO IT, TO IT!